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2025-10-06

Taco vs Burrito: A Sin City Smackdown

A four-year-old taco challenged me – and I accepted the duel … er, duet.

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Yesterday was the end of my Las Vegas trip. After my conference concluded, I had a minute to lounge around the pool.

A little Hispanic girl, maybe 4 years old, jumped into the hammock next to mine and started singing as loud as she could, “I’m a little taco! I’m a little taco!”

It was so stinkin’ adorable. Too adorable.

Not to be outdone, I quickly wrapped the tortilla shell (tan canvas hammock) around my entire body and operatically (à la Chevy Chase in Three Amigos) mimicked her melody singing, “I’m a big burrito! I’m a big burrito!”

La chiquita y su madre laughed and laughed. Next, my feet slid out of the “burrito” and started conducting, cueing the little girl to resume her part.

La chiquita: “I’m a little taco! I’m a little taco!”

Me: “I’m a big burrito! I’m a big burrito!”

Our call and response lasted for a while, but we couldn’t keep the deadpan going, so we both laughed and then said adios.

What fun! I was rolling my r’s and everything. Thankfully, there weren’t any social justice warriors nearby to accuse me of cultural appropriation.

“How dare that Ginger imitate a burrito like that!”


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